Curse

Sax Dakota · Dec 16, 2005, 10:05 AM // 10:05

-----, is the guys name.

Was running one of my guildies to Granite - COpper - grotto - from Camp Rankor, Guildie said that he ran him to Copper hammer, then ----- told him to give him the money for the full run even though he was only @ copper, and wasn't going to take him further. Then went on to say that his dad works for GW, and would get my guildie banned if he didn't pay the money....of course, my guildie @ that point didn't pay him anything and left.

Now this is not the first time I have had a run in with this guy, and surprisingly enough, one of my other guildies had a similar story...so ----- if you are reading this....You Are The Biggest Jerk I have Ever Encountered in GW

Antisocial · Dec 16, 2005, 10:24 AM // 10:24

He was probably scared of getting scammed, your guildie better payed half of the price back then. Im considering your guildie atm more of a jerk than the runner, since he got a free half run without paying..

aron searle · Dec 16, 2005, 10:31 AM // 10:31

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

He was probably scared of getting scammed, your guildie better payed half of the price back then. Im considering your guildie atm more of a jerk than the runner, since he got a free half run without paying..

jerk no.2

coolsti · Dec 16, 2005, 11:03 AM // 11:03

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Originally Posted by aron searle

Quote:
Originally Posted by Antisocial
He was probably scared of getting scammed, your guildie better payed half of the price back then. Im considering your guildie atm more of a jerk than the runner, since he got a free half run without paying..
jerk no.2

Doesn't the name say it all?

Antisocial · Dec 16, 2005, 11:05 AM // 11:05

Rofl talking about a cheap shot, priceless

coolsti · Dec 16, 2005, 03:21 PM // 15:21

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Originally Posted by Antisocial

Rofl talking about a cheap shot, priceless

Glad you took that with good humor. I don't usually do stuff like that, but I just couldn't help it this time. Hope I didn't offend.

Reese · Dec 16, 2005, 04:27 PM // 16:27

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Originally Posted by TomD22

I've got one. I say in open chat in War Camp

"Looking for active english pvp-oriented guild to do tombs and GvG with. Any offers...?" (having just left my american guild as they were always online in the middle of the night, for me)

I get a reply:

"Yeah, our guild likes to PvP. We're really active and friendly"

So i ask

"How many people online now?"

Just as an indicator of whether there were likely to be people online at times i play,

Reply:

"Just me. There's not many of us at the moment, but we're growing".

So i say "Oh. Well, i was just asking to see be sure there were people on in the GMT evenings, when i play"

Reply: "Does that matter so much to you?"

Me: "Yes. That's why i specified an "active" guild"

Reply: "OMG go RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself, you wanker. Jesus, i get this same shit all the time, don't know why i bother talking to people. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself"

Me: "WTF?? I specified active, and you reply saying you are when there's actually no-one online"

Reply: "You poncy twat, i don't give a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO what you specified"

Me: " "Get this all the time", do you? People actually not rushing to join your guild when you say there's no-one online and start swearing at them. Hmmmm"

More swearing in return.

EDIT: hmmmm, doesn't quite work with the swearwords turned into GO RED ENGINE, does it? Oh well

Lol this is funny because i read this fourm and you were talking about me lmfao. and im dead serious, cause i remember saying that lol. first time being posted on jerk hall of fame

MsMassacre · Dec 16, 2005, 09:36 PM // 21:36

Not really a jerk, because the guy wasn't terribly rude, but funny.

I was leading 5 friends/guildies and PUGgers on Ring O' Fire. I know my friends havent done it so I give a detailed explanation of the mission, the dwarf who leads off the mursaat at the begining, the need for infusion, the lava patches, the towers, pulling archers away, how to kill the seals easily, etc. So we get in, and the pickup Wammo (why is it ALWAYS wammos with axes?) aggros that first pack of mursaat (that the dwarf leads away) and leads them to us, then dies instantly because he's not infused.

After we kill them, I said:
"Didn't you see what I said earlier?"
Him:
"Oh, I don't listen to that pre-mission stuff. It's boring."

From then on he was a fairly good follower (luckily he had a 2nd set of armor on him, infused) but I thought it was pretty funny.

LouAl · Dec 16, 2005, 11:32 PM // 23:32

I have 2

1) I am out capping skills by myself and I get a pm from a friend (of another guild), wants me to run one of his guildies to beacons for very little scratch. I like to be a nice guy so I say ok. we meet in Yak's and I get one other to come along for a small fee (both to pay 750g). Again, I like to be a nice guy so I say pay when we get there just so they don't have to worry about paying and then me leaving.

We get to Beacons and the person I got from Yak's pays up. The other (whom the trip was speciffically made for) does not.
Me "I don't want to sound like a jerk, but are you goin to pay me?"
Jerk1 -no response-
Me "?"
Jerk1 "no" *chages district
Me "You know, I would have done it for free if you would have asked in the first place" (again, I try to be a nice guy and have had plenty of free runs from others)
Jerk1 "lol, screw you" *goes offline

2) Ember Light Camp. Looking for a group for, as always, cappin elites. Very late at night and very few players in any district.

Jerk2 "LFG for skill cappin invite self"
Me *invites
Me "not very many ppl out tonight"
Jerk "GLF more for skill cappin invite self" .......
(we get a group of 5)
...5 minutes later...
Me "Should we just grab some hench and go?"
Other Team Mebers "Ok with me"
Jerk2 "Henchies SUCK, We all die if takin henchies"
Me "ok, just wondering..."
Jerk2 "WTF why take henchies whe we can take ppl???"
Me "uh ok, lets take ppl then"
...5 minutes later and much spamming of "GLF more..."
Me "you sure you don't want henchies?"
Jerk2 "Fine, but we die soon cuz henchies suck @#$%"
then Jerk2 runs into range of mursaat tower and aggros the world (about 300 flesh golems, 250 hydras, etc)
We all die (go figure)
Jerk2 "See I told you henchies SUCK. They don't know how to do anything"
*I map back take henchies and cap my skills in about 30 min

I never know what peple are thinking whe they say that henchies suck, at least they do what you say and have a small aggro circle.

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 16, 2005, 11:38 PM // 23:38

Tanks who think henchies sucks: Priceless!

LouAl · Dec 16, 2005, 11:44 PM // 23:44

Just thought of another...

PvP PUG we beat 6 straight groups (we were all mes, ele, and monk) we start a fight with 2 warriors a nec and a monk. We easily kill monk, 1 war, and nec. 2nd War (W/mo) obviously didn't bring rez. We all worked on him, but it was tough to get anywhere becuase of his enchants. I (mesmer) was doing all I could to stop the best ones, but I am never perfect and I missed a few.

Fight goes on for 10 minutes or so, and we have him down to about 50hp but he gets away sprints off and heals. My team leaves one-by-one, but I decided to stay just for kicks. He comse over and starts to attack, which I can hold off while interrupting his heals for awhile, but I am losing because I had a primarily anti-caster build.

I die.

He says "LOL" "Welcome to PvP, Son" "When you play here you play with the big dogs" "LOL, I win!"

LouAl · Dec 16, 2005, 11:59 PM // 23:59

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Originally Posted by sir skulkcrasher

Tanks who think henchies sucks: Priceless!

the worst part is that she was a ranger, stayin out in front and trying to be a tank. *sigh* I just never know what people like that have got in their skulls...

IamarebelNotasaint · Dec 17, 2005, 12:55 AM // 00:55

Got another guildie story for you guys

We start a new guild and my friend is the leader... he plays all the time so it seemed logical. However, eventually we decide its best for me to be guild leader. Now, this isn't a rash decision on the part of former leader, I'm the one person who people know as well as him.

about a week after i become guild leader a member who has been inactive for 4 days comes online. He asks if we can do a gvg battle (and my message specifically said "no gvg tonight, not enough team members online") so I reply no.

jerk: why not?
me: not enough online *edit message so it appears again*
jerk: whos Krellis Stormlord??
me (on another character, apparently this guy didnt check the guild menu): I am Krellis
jerk: Why cant we do a gvg?
Me: Are you serious??? ive told you twice already...
Jerk: Can I be officer?
*silence*
Jerk: I've been in the guild for a long time
*I check list and hes about in the middle for join date*
Me: You didnt even know who Krellis was, you cant seriously consider yourself officer material... and besides, we have a council here, requiring a vote from all officer before we can promote someone else.
*at this point he asks me and the other 2 online officers to vote and there is a resounding NO*
Jerk: well fine im leaving
Me: cya
Jerk (pm, after he leaves guild): your a meanie
Me: All i said was that you werent officer material...
Jerk: eff off, Ugh was a much better leader than you

Commander Ryker · Dec 17, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13

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Originally Posted by LouAl

Ember Light Camp. Looking for a group for, as always, cappin elites. Very late at night and very few players in any district.

Jerk2 "LFG for skill cappin invite self"
Me *invites
Me "not very many ppl out tonight"
Jerk "GLF more for skill cappin invite self" .......
(we get a group of 5)
...5 minutes later...
Me "Should we just grab some hench and go?"
Other Team Mebers "Ok with me"
Jerk2 "Henchies SUCK, We all die if takin henchies"
Me "ok, just wondering..."
Jerk2 "WTF why take henchies whe we can take ppl???"
Me "uh ok, lets take ppl then"
...5 minutes later and much spamming of "GLF more..."
Me "you sure you don't want henchies?"
Jerk2 "Fine, but we die soon cuz henchies suck @#$%"
then Jerk2 runs into range of mursaat tower and aggros the world (about 300 flesh golems, 250 hydras, etc)
We all die (go figure)
Jerk2 "See I told you henchies SUCK. They don't know how to do anything"
*I map back take henchies and cap my skills in about 30 min

I never know what peple are thinking whe they say that henchies suck, at least they do what you say and have a small aggro circle.

It cracks me up that people think that henchies suck. I have used them pretty much throughout the whole game and I once cleared Peridition Rock with my just my ranger and the rest henches. The good thing about henches is that they go after the same targets you do and they don't get pissed and leave or leave after they get their cap.

conker · Dec 17, 2005, 04:15 PM // 16:15

biggest jerk i ever encountered on guild wars is everyone lol

Lord Snow · Dec 17, 2005, 04:34 PM // 16:34

My story:

A PUG at one of the north shiverpeaks missions, I forget which one and we got a wammo with drok's armor, FDS, etc.

Now the rest of my group were actually there for the first time...no secondary characters and were were sort of awed at first by how the guy took pretty much no damage from everything. We asked him about his armor:

Us: So where'd you get your armor?
Him: Droks...you want it?
Us: Uhh....sure?
Him: CAN"T HAVE IT!!! NYAH NYAH!!

This became the theme for the mission. We'd ask about his sword and his shield, get the same response, "you want it? CAN"T HAVE IT! NYAH NYAH!"

At another point, he yells at us all to stay back, saying that all the rest of us were pussies and little women and that he, a "MAN" would take care of all the monsters.

Eventually, a silver dye drops for him while he was off battling a mob and someone from the group tells him. So he comes to get it and a few of us, (namely, ME :P) express envy only to get the same response, "you want it? CAN"T HAVE IT NYAH NYAH!"

By this point, we're all tired of him but just want to get the mission done.

Among the last mobs, a gold unid armor drops for me and I pick it up. Suddenly, a trade window pops up from big mr. I'm so leet. He offers 80 iron ingots and the silver dye and tells me to put the gold armor in the trade window and click accept.

I put it in the window...I'll give you guys three guesses as to what I said to him at this point and the first two don't count:

"You want it? CAN'T HAVE IT PUNK!" Canceled the trade and walked away.

He quit the mission shortly before the end, saying that we'd get owned without him but we managed to scrape by anyway XD

Peewee · Dec 17, 2005, 06:23 PM // 18:23

For the Europeans here, at 5-6pm GMt at lions arch districts english 1-3 you will proberly know the exploits of character named **edit, removed name due to rules**. For a full hour this man managed to spam all chat with his racist comments, as well as multiple swearing.

However, i am sure that we all agree that this man (or should i say baby) is The Biggest jerk on Gw history, I plead that you refrain from commenting on this persons exploits. What he wanted was clearly a little attention, his 15mins of fame, and to go out with a bang. I am asking the GW community in general to leave it as only 15mins of fame, and not weeks. After this post i will refrain from ever mentioning it again, and i implore those who experienced this fools racial slurrs to forget about him. Thank You.

Omega_2005 · Dec 17, 2005, 11:03 PM // 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Snow

My story:

A PUG at one of the north shiverpeaks missions, I forget which one and we got a wammo with drok's armor, FDS, etc.

Now the rest of my group were actually there for the first time...no secondary characters and were were sort of awed at first by how the guy took pretty much no damage from everything. We asked him about his armor:

Us: So where'd you get your armor?
Him: Droks...you want it?
Us: Uhh....sure?
Him: CAN"T HAVE IT!!! NYAH NYAH!!

This became the theme for the mission. We'd ask about his sword and his shield, get the same response, "you want it? CAN"T HAVE IT! NYAH NYAH!"

At another point, he yells at us all to stay back, saying that all the rest of us were pussies and little women and that he, a "MAN" would take care of all the monsters.

Eventually, a silver dye drops for him while he was off battling a mob and someone from the group tells him. So he comes to get it and a few of us, (namely, ME :P) express envy only to get the same response, "you want it? CAN"T HAVE IT NYAH NYAH!"

By this point, we're all tired of him but just want to get the mission done.

Among the last mobs, a gold unid armor drops for me and I pick it up. Suddenly, a trade window pops up from big mr. I'm so leet. He offers 80 iron ingots and the silver dye and tells me to put the gold armor in the trade window and click accept.

I put it in the window...I'll give you guys three guesses as to what I said to him at this point and the first two don't count:

"You want it? CAN'T HAVE IT PUNK!" Canceled the trade and walked away.

He quit the mission shortly before the end, saying that we'd get owned without him but we managed to scrape by anyway XD

Oh you could also try this one next time (People who watch Little Britain should know this right off)

EH EH EEEEEEHHHH!!! *cancells trade and runs*

Hailfall · Dec 18, 2005, 06:21 AM // 06:21

Encountered a jerk today while in TOA

Monk: Looking for SS/SV necro for UW
*invites monk into party*
Me: Hey
Monk: U a Noob
*Monk leaves party*
Me (whisper) : I am not a 'noob'. Maybe a newbie 'cause I haven't done that many runs yet but the ones I did were succesful.

It's not nice to call someone a noob when you don't know that person yet.. oh well *shrug*

mortalis doleo · Dec 18, 2005, 01:36 PM // 13:36

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Originally Posted by Hailfall

Encountered a jerk today while in TOA

Monk: Looking for SS/SV necro for UW
*invites monk into party*
Me: Hey
Monk: U a Noob
*Monk leaves party*
Me (whisper) : I am not a 'noob'. Maybe a newbie 'cause I haven't done that many runs yet but the ones I did were succesful.

It's not nice to call someone a noob when you don't know that person yet.. oh well *shrug*

was it only you in the party?